So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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