She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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