I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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