This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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