Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
