I want to walk on stilts...naked
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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