I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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