Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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