the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
How's work?
Spinning.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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