I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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