There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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