he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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