you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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