i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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