This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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