Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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