Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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