The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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