forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Randomize
