that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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