I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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