Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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