wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Reggie can tackle my bush.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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