It's like God shit irony all over that family
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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