Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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