i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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