Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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