I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
