He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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