so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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