my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I can text with my tongue
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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