Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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