So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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