Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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