I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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