That's intense
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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