Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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