have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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