barbara walters just said penis...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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