His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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