O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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