So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I am one with the molecules
My ass is underappreciated
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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