You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Randomize
