we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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