The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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