The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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