had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
