Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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