5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
how drunk are you?
Several
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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