Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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