My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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