you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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