remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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