I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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