hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
