Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
We smell like vodka and hangover
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